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black robbers
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. “I’ll be right back and we’ll go to eat,” [...]
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what kind of kisser are you?
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing…
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go
What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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the complaints of the penis
** this is funny haha!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high [...]
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beer vs. vagina
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find a guy who..
who calls you beautiful instead of hot…
who calls you back when you hang up on him…
who will stay awake just to watchyou sleep…
who kisses your forehead…
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats…
who holds your hand in front of his friends…
who is constantly reminding you of how [...]
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but to have something to worthwhile to live for.
We only live once, but if we live it right, one lifetime is enough..
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Never welcome something you cannot entertain.
Never open your door if you mean to close your heart.
Never accept loveif you cant give yourself in return.
Never start a relationship if you know you want to end it.
Two of the shortest words in the English language are "yes" and "no" and yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are said.
Some thoughts are better left unsaid, some feelings are better left kept to yourself, but love has its own way of expressing itself despite the silence.-
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