Archive for November, 2005
black robbers
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. “I’ll be right back and we’ll go to eat,” [...]
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contanstantly
by m.y.m.p. I knew it was there Though I tried to hide it The feeling just kept on shining through Haven't known you that long So I try to deny it But the feeling was much too Much too strong Could this be love, deep down inside Tearing me apart, I feel it in my [...]
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what kind of kisser are you?
You're a Freaky Kisser When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing… And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?
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crap
its been a crappy day at work.. aside from havin bad calls, my head is killing me.. am not in the mood.. i really dont want to talk to anyone… and for a change, i actually want to shut up and juz be alone, not to be bothered…i dunno why. *sigh* and to add up [...]
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things ive learned
….That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. ….That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. ….That money doesn't buy class. ….That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. ….That under everyone's hard shell is [...]
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A TOUCH NEVER FELT
Author: Carola Dittmann McJunkin How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In [...]
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the complaints of the penis
** this is funny haha! I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace [...]
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Chocolate vs. Sex
You can GET chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. [...]
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beer vs. vagina
disclaimer: i neither support, vouch, agree with, disagree with, condone, criticize, appluad, nor belittle the contents of the following message. in the same manner, i neither support, vouch, agree with, disagree with, condone, criticize, appluad, nor belittle the author of the said message. the message contain views that may upset and offend. reader discretion is [...]
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The secret of life isnt just to live,
but to have something to worthwhile to live for.
We only live once, but if we live it right, one lifetime is enough..
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Never welcome something you cannot entertain.
Never open your door if you mean to close your heart.
Never accept loveif you cant give yourself in return.
Never start a relationship if you know you want to end it.
Two of the shortest words in the English language are "yes" and "no" and yet they are often the ones that require the most thought before they are said.
Some thoughts are better left unsaid, some feelings are better left kept to yourself, but love has its own way of expressing itself despite the silence.-
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